[Well, someone seems absurdly happy in all this chaos, clothed once more in... a maid outfit? It's probably best not to ask questions, but she seems to be in the kitchen, and showing off a plate full of what appear to be bite-sized waffles.]

Everyone! I have very very important news! This kitchen! It has everything I need to make yofwals ( Read more... )

[...Is it video? It's hard to tell, since the screen's black, since someone really likes the darkness. Still, she's talking, so maybe it's just audio ( Read more... )

So, um... I assume by the fact that Despair's been weakened again, I'm in a clean room, and even my satchels have been cleaned out that I was terminated. It looks like they haven't gotten rid of me yet, though ( Read more... )

I'd just like to confirm some things.

I recall that during the week we had our dreams displayed that some people said there was some sort of magic to make it so that you don't have dreams.

Are there still people around here that can do that? If so, does that include dreams that may be supernatural in nature?

Umm... Maka? There's something I'd like to talk to you about. It's not really important, but it's kind of something I need your opinion on, so, if it's not too much trouble, do you mind responding to this? Um, just, whenever you're free. Take all the time you like, though I'd ideally like to talk to before the week's up, if that's possible ( Read more... )

[And today, you get a video of an extremely panicked Helion. Yes, she is actually completely panicked. And yes, she is talking ( Read more... )

Sender: BS (Helion Lasfort)
Recipient: Wind Waker (John Egbert)
Return address: 27A
Address: 31A
Safe delivery: Y

( Let's just assume that this is in code. )

[Yes, have a video of Helion looking very confused as she makes this post.]

Um, trolls? Do I look like one of you?

( Cut for emo, unrealistic self-hatred in the masks of everyone in the facility, and... emo. )

( Cut for length, minor gore, corpses, and violence towards childlike demongods that aren't Alessa. )